When I was a kid I thought …
- That sleeping makes things go fast forward.
- That Santa Clause, The tooth fairy and unicorns were real.
- That hiccups were caused by the chicken I ate and they were alive in my stomach.
- That people with dwarfism are kids
- That Blue in Blue’s Clues is a boy
- That I could fly if I jump from my stairs with an open umbrella
- That you’re not supposed to call your parents “mom” and “dad” anymore when you reach 13
- If I ate a seed it would grow inside of me
- Babies are made by holding hands for a very long time
- That typing on the computer is just smashing and hitting random keys
- Everyone knows how to sing well
- Our Church Pastor was Jesus
- Imaginary pets were pets made exclusively for you that’s why others don’t see them
- Math was easy
- Ants magically appear where there’s chocolate so I hide my chocolates in the freezer
- I can jump into books
- My dreams were another real world
- I was the best dancer in the world (Because of how my parents compliment me too much)
- I was adopted
- Clocks only work when you look at them
- There’s a real life super hero (The costumed type)
- Dogs could talk at night
- Toy Story was real and that my toys could actually talk when I’m not looking
- If I rub one our lamps hard enough, a genie will come out
- The black end of a black and white eraser erases pens
- Eggs from the market could still hatch into chicks
- I could see the future with my fishbowl (Based from movies)
- Everything I see on TV is happening in real time